payback time

Hear ye!Hear ye!Hear ye!
Calling all Art Directors!!!

Put down in comments your worst client, their feedback, request, crib and we'll make a book outta it. Its going to be every art guy's payback for all those ridiculous client needs.

What iam looking for is something like this.

eg: Can you make everything stand out a bit more?
eg: Filenames, After it's approved by the client:
FallCampaignArtwork-FINAL-Spot.eps

After his wife sees it:
FallCampaignArtwork-ColorChanges-Spot.eps
FallCampaignArtwork-TextChangedtoComicSans-Spot.eps
FallCampaignArtwork-TextChangedtoBradleyHandandColorofDreamWifeHad-CMYK.eps
FallCampaignArtwork-EverythingReplacedWithWifesSketchOfADogOnAMotorcycle.eps

eg:
"Think of the patterns emerging from the exhaust and hair as a trail of LOVE, spreading upwards and evolving into more abstract, contemporary, filamentous and continuous lines that will soon merge with another world as they detach themselves from the cloth of the shirt and drift off into the ether of the universal. WOW! heavy stuff! Anyway, think of the patterns
as more rhythmical and lyrical, as if you can hear a music when you see them. See what evolves from your pen as you visualize the patterns that way. Don't be afraid to hand draw it if you need to. Push yourself, this one is going to be a challenge. Don't be too stuck on photoshop."