I v/s ME

Internal conversation with myself this morning before I was ready to wake up in my head.

I : Whaaaazzzzzzzzzzz!!

Me : What time is it?

I : Whuttttt?

Me : Where my watch?

I : Whhhuuuhhhh

Me : Ok. Its 8.30am. Iam proud of myself.

I : Ok im really getting back to sleep.

Me: ok .

I : whuzzzzzzzz!

Me : 8.30 am. Very good.

I: whzzzzzzzzzz.

Me : GET UP GET UP GET UP!!!!