Mr. Buck-U-Uppo
I hurl myself back from the land of copy pasting to the land of writing, well not because i don't feel at home in copy paste country (technically being an art guy i ought to belong there), than in click click county, but in terms of wanting to put across my thoughts its better to resort to a thousand words than a picture; Also i do enough of hunting down pictures all day at work.
Hmmm. everytime i have nothing to say, i hmm....
I am discussing the templates i have put people into, and gotten accused of being wildly inaccurate. I accept that as feedback, but years of people watching and more years of mind fucking mere mortals has helped me create these "templates". To put in roughly in perspective.....i like being labelled a profiler.
Iam dedicating this post to a template i call "The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo unecessarily".
I have programmed this series on the lines of the famous"Budweiser real men of genius".
The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo - is a mild manner biped, who could be a little overweight, maybe bald, not very bright socially reclusive, being. H could roughly be between the age group of 25 - 35. The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo thinks the world is the best thing god made. His job is the best job in the world, and obviously his boss is the one who made his world. He seldom argues, unless caught in a situation where he has to somehow stop his boss from paying for his sandwich which becomes a "let me take this one" - wallet flashing battle until his boss puts him in his place with an antiseptic comment. The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo immediately tucks his wallet out of conversation.
He never is the second one to smile, always catching the boss's eye with a dazzler before the boss can look away. The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo always believes he has had the best appraisal in office and gives his boss loving looks when nobody is looking. He is the guy who gets all the gossip first hand and doesn't know what to do with it and buries it in his head as a secret.(which makes gossiping with him completely useless!)
The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo as a colleague is quite helpful and appreciates everything that surfaces on your monitor, (voluntarily or with the help of a virus). He is likely to clap seeing your work and stare at it with admiring eyes, even if all you have on screen is dummy copy. He is perhaps the worst person to go to when you need opinion, you could put him in line after your pet cactus, chronologically speaking.
The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo is the guy who you want to strangle and throttle at the same time, when he hurls himself headlong in your direction thinking he is doing you a massive favor when he tries to dissuade you from stabbing a few people at work. He tabulates the pros and cons verbally and gives you hours of repeated gyan on the right thing to do and the right thing to say and the right course of action....STOP!". I WOULD FANCY HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITHA BLOWUP TOY INSTEAD, SINCE YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME FEEL ANY BETTER. I LIKE STABBING PEOPLE AND THROTTLING A FEW IDIOTS ONCE IN A WHILE.
Let me be Mr. Buck-U-Uppo, i'm fine.
Hmmm. everytime i have nothing to say, i hmm....
I am discussing the templates i have put people into, and gotten accused of being wildly inaccurate. I accept that as feedback, but years of people watching and more years of mind fucking mere mortals has helped me create these "templates". To put in roughly in perspective.....i like being labelled a profiler.
Iam dedicating this post to a template i call "The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo unecessarily".
I have programmed this series on the lines of the famous"Budweiser real men of genius".
The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo - is a mild manner biped, who could be a little overweight, maybe bald, not very bright socially reclusive, being. H could roughly be between the age group of 25 - 35. The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo thinks the world is the best thing god made. His job is the best job in the world, and obviously his boss is the one who made his world. He seldom argues, unless caught in a situation where he has to somehow stop his boss from paying for his sandwich which becomes a "let me take this one" - wallet flashing battle until his boss puts him in his place with an antiseptic comment. The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo immediately tucks his wallet out of conversation.
He never is the second one to smile, always catching the boss's eye with a dazzler before the boss can look away. The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo always believes he has had the best appraisal in office and gives his boss loving looks when nobody is looking. He is the guy who gets all the gossip first hand and doesn't know what to do with it and buries it in his head as a secret.(which makes gossiping with him completely useless!)
The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo as a colleague is quite helpful and appreciates everything that surfaces on your monitor, (voluntarily or with the help of a virus). He is likely to clap seeing your work and stare at it with admiring eyes, even if all you have on screen is dummy copy. He is perhaps the worst person to go to when you need opinion, you could put him in line after your pet cactus, chronologically speaking.
The Mr. Buck-U-Uppo is the guy who you want to strangle and throttle at the same time, when he hurls himself headlong in your direction thinking he is doing you a massive favor when he tries to dissuade you from stabbing a few people at work. He tabulates the pros and cons verbally and gives you hours of repeated gyan on the right thing to do and the right thing to say and the right course of action....STOP!". I WOULD FANCY HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITHA BLOWUP TOY INSTEAD, SINCE YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME FEEL ANY BETTER. I LIKE STABBING PEOPLE AND THROTTLING A FEW IDIOTS ONCE IN A WHILE.
Let me be Mr. Buck-U-Uppo, i'm fine.
And here I thought you'd make it rhyme!
ReplyDeleteOh well back to copy-pasting....